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[youfool]

These are necessary, I discovered! Any private message to Ted's communicator will go here, if you please, so I may treasure it forever.

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[youfool]

[He groaned.] Well you can cross 'poetic torture' off the list.

[He considers Namur's theory. Honestly he's more surprised that Namur theorized at all. He thought he'd be match the brutish thug stereotype, but this level of forethought comes as a bit of a shock. Must be that big fish head of his.]

You know, Everglade wasn't always this bad. It used to be somewhat civilized, like everywhere else. Goodness, I doubt it's as bad as you're describing now; assaults like that are still rare. And I've never known any city's problems to...cross-pollinate like that, though if they did it wouldn't be all bad. At least if it happened elsewhere, there'd be some justice. Who knows, maybe if they leaked a little, the other cities might rebuke their wayward sibling. Nonetheless, I'm flattered you think I could achieve something that profound. And to think I was worried about doing too little! Does it ever seem as if this vigilante character is a boogieman for everyone to project their fears on? Everglade couldn't ask for a better symbol, superstitious saps that they are.

Well, I'm afraid we'll have to make the boogieman a little more definite. Let's thwart Joseph at evening and meet at the Rusty Nail, all right?

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[om_nom_namur]

Yeah... pretty sure it ain't shitty sonnets that first come t' people's minds when they read that story.

[Namur chuckles, darkly.]

Smell y' then!